Sily ways to Fail in Exams !

Past few years were so amazing for me that now after result declaration people dont ask me How much Marks u got, they ask How many Backlogs u gathered? So i thought why not to share some of my master mind plans to Fail in examination.

First thing first, you preparing the whole semester for one stupid xam? No need dude, have confidence on urself, u can do it all at last night. Follow the infamous Anti Kabirdas Principle 'Aaj kare so kal kar, kal kare so Parso'.

Ok, so u left all for the last night, now if at last night u open ur book and find weird aliens wandering all around the pages, then no need to panic. No profit of digging a well when house is on fire. Just put ur book aside, put alaram of next morning 4:00 am. and go to sleep, lie relaxed on bed, take deep breathe and say 'I will do it, next morning, before xamination'.

Trin trin trin trin...the stupid alaram is shouting a lot, but who cares about it, when u r in arms of ur dream girl. After some hours u realize that the slap was in dream, then wakeup and see its 8:30 am!!!!! But still B+ve, still have 4 hours in hands before xamination, u can do it.

Now start reading the holly bull shit. And remember one thing, no need to read simple topics, xaminers r not that stupid to ask so sily questions. If u r lucky enough then u will surely get chance of pulling ur hairs when paper comes before u.

Ok, now time to go to xamination hall, pray to god for a good paper, and make sure of one thing, Dont take Pangaas with god during xam times, Ur grilfrnd left u and u want to scold God for it, then this isn't the good time for this.

So, now u r at the xamination seat, pray to get a good benchmate who can help u out in xam. And if ur luck really favours u, the hottest girl of ur class will be there (Gayi Bhes Paani me!!!).

Now comes the Seceret pages of Holly Grail before you. U realise that some how xaminer has managed to ask exatly those sily questions that u left in options. So now the truth is standing totally nake before u, u say to ur self ' huh! no chance buddy, next time dekhlenge '.
Now come to home, sit relaxed on ur chair, open your facebook account and update ur status "Sily ways to Fail in Exams !". And dont forget to visit my blog  ;-D.

I lost my heart today

The lonely streets and the lonely ways,
Across the silence someone says,
 I want your heart for some day,
So, I lost my heart today.

Giving my heart to the faithful hands,
Don't leave it alone in deserted sands,
Promise me, you hold it with care,
Keep it with you here and everywhere,
Yes I will, that's what she say,
So, I lost my heart today.


With the promise, to never break my heart,
I finally gave it apart,
With some pain and with some smile,
With some happy feelings of mine,
May be she also give her heart to me someday,
So, I lost my heart today.

The Famouse........

Every one on this Earth wants to be famous. Every beggar wants to be a famous beggar in the colony, every student wants to be most famous among teachers and every boy wants to be famous among..... ahem ahem... Well, the topic here is not about this "famous" its about "FaMouse". My text editor shows a great red line below this word showing that its a spelling mistake, but i think u have guessed it right to the point, I am talking about the famous mouse which is right under your hand and may be shouting "Will, you please stop fingering me!!!". (though we have advanced from mouse to touch pad, fingering continues.) This mouse was born back in 1963 and since then is pleading for mercy. In 1990 the biggest enemy of mouse came, the "Internet". You may be saying, no, internet is the best stuff on the world,,, but my dear, when this best stuff of the world says u "Page cannot be displayed!!" the very first thing on which you reveal your anger is non else but the innocent cute mouse under your hand ( remember the last time when u smashed that little thing on the desk?? ). Well, whatever it is but its the most useful tiny creature on this planet. It gives the whole world to your hand, just a click away. With these ending words I hope u enjoyed reading this post, and as usual, comments are most welcome......

Nature and Men

Once upon a time everyone was in danger,
Situation was going more and more stranger.
Everyone was disappearing in the fog,
Howling men and the barking dog.
The darkness was going wide and wide,
They were seeing the destruction aside.
The ray of hope was behind cloud's tide,
To reach out of darkness everyone tried.

But an angel was now coming to home,
After coming she build a large Dome.
She was the ray of hope for all the men,
She became for all one of their ken.
They gave her name, Nature,
Which was a god like creature.
She started spreading Lightness in dark,
and gave a spirit to the dead Bark.
She taught to men how to be civilized,
And how all difficulties could be minimized.
She gave all the things to live,
slowly-slowly men started to believe,
that their development can be done by Nature,
And now they took her like a great Teacher.

Nature gave a precious stone - Brain,
by which men found wheel and took it to Train,
And from Train it progressed to airplane,
They also developed a hand, and named it Crane.
This was not end of music by basoon,
Men started progressing soon and soon,
Started forgetting the real joy of noon,
And by working hard they reached the Moon.

We are more than Nature they started thinking,
In everyone's mind this idea was blinking.
They started taking more things from nature,
Only for happiness and for their pleasure.
Nature said them 'Its not good for my Health',
But others said 'Its necessary for our Wealth'.
Only for their wealth Nature started Dieing,
Still looking this men continued buying.
That was an evening when Nature was serious,
But still for development men were curious.

Slowly the Sun was going down and down,
Slowly their body was going brown and brown.
When Sun disappeared , it became Dark,
Life was gone from the first bark.
Her life at-last came to end,
At this moment Heaven too bend.
Then a very dark storm came,
And to each other they started to blame.
Everyone was crying in the shame,
Because of the destruction that now came.
Every were there was Destruction and Destruction,
No one helped, neither their selfishness nor their construction.
On that large dome, life came to end,
neither a letter nor a sms to send.

But one boy was still living,
He was quietly listening, writing and seeing.
He was not knowing his own Ken,
He was writing the poem "Nature and Men".

Dreams

Dreams are the most beautiful way to communicate with our-self. It provides us a medium towards the creative world of our own. Were we are the leading character of the crowd, which generally isn't true in our real life. That's why people say that dream is an unreal world and we must not live in that world, we must be practical and do hard work to achieve success. But I don't agree with that. I believe that Dream is a must for a successful life.
And ya, I want to share one example which I read in a book named "50 Unresolved Mysteries". It was the end of 1st world war, with lots of destructions. A couple who loved each other too much were separated. Every one thought that the warrior is dead in the war, but one day the woman saw a dream in which his husband was blocked inside an old broken castle, and she also saw the surroundings. From next day she started searching that location, and finally found that location. Then with help of few local villagers she removed the fallen parts of the castle and then she was really surprised to see the result...Her warrior husband was there sitting in one corner. So, this shows the power of dream. There are many more such similar examples, this was just one of them.

So, the conclusion is that, dreams are no always unreal, in fact its our real world that influences our dreams. So, keep on dreaming , one day or other your dreams will surely come true if you have the faith in them.
This is the way, I think about Dreams, you can also share your thoughts about Dreams. Comments are most welcome.