Past few years were so amazing for me that now after result declaration people dont ask me How much Marks u got, they ask How many Backlogs u gathered? So i thought why not to share some of my master mind plans to Fail in examination.
First thing first, you preparing the whole semester for one stupid xam? No need dude, have confidence on urself, u can do it all at last night. Follow the infamous Anti Kabirdas Principle 'Aaj kare so kal kar, kal kare so Parso'.
Ok, so u left all for the last night, now if at last night u open ur book and find weird aliens wandering all around the pages, then no need to panic. No profit of digging a well when house is on fire. Just put ur book aside, put alaram of next morning 4:00 am. and go to sleep, lie relaxed on bed, take deep breathe and say 'I will do it, next morning, before xamination'.
Trin trin trin trin...the stupid alaram is shouting a lot, but who cares about it, when u r in arms of ur dream girl. After some hours u realize that the slap was in dream, then wakeup and see its 8:30 am!!!!! But still B+ve, still have 4 hours in hands before xamination, u can do it.
Now start reading the holly bull shit. And remember one thing, no need to read simple topics, xaminers r not that stupid to ask so sily questions. If u r lucky enough then u will surely get chance of pulling ur hairs when paper comes before u.
Ok, now time to go to xamination hall, pray to god for a good paper, and make sure of one thing, Dont take Pangaas with god during xam times, Ur grilfrnd left u and u want to scold God for it, then this isn't the good time for this.
So, now u r at the xamination seat, pray to get a good benchmate who can help u out in xam. And if ur luck really favours u, the hottest girl of ur class will be there (Gayi Bhes Paani me!!!).
Now comes the Seceret pages of Holly Grail before you. U realise that some how xaminer has managed to ask exatly those sily questions that u left in options. So now the truth is standing totally nake before u, u say to ur self ' huh! no chance buddy, next time dekhlenge '.
Now come to home, sit relaxed on ur chair, open your facebook account and update ur status "Sily ways to Fail in Exams !". And dont forget to visit my blog ;-D.
First thing first, you preparing the whole semester for one stupid xam? No need dude, have confidence on urself, u can do it all at last night. Follow the infamous Anti Kabirdas Principle 'Aaj kare so kal kar, kal kare so Parso'.
Ok, so u left all for the last night, now if at last night u open ur book and find weird aliens wandering all around the pages, then no need to panic. No profit of digging a well when house is on fire. Just put ur book aside, put alaram of next morning 4:00 am. and go to sleep, lie relaxed on bed, take deep breathe and say 'I will do it, next morning, before xamination'.
Trin trin trin trin...the stupid alaram is shouting a lot, but who cares about it, when u r in arms of ur dream girl. After some hours u realize that the slap was in dream, then wakeup and see its 8:30 am!!!!! But still B+ve, still have 4 hours in hands before xamination, u can do it.
Now start reading the holly bull shit. And remember one thing, no need to read simple topics, xaminers r not that stupid to ask so sily questions. If u r lucky enough then u will surely get chance of pulling ur hairs when paper comes before u.
Ok, now time to go to xamination hall, pray to god for a good paper, and make sure of one thing, Dont take Pangaas with god during xam times, Ur grilfrnd left u and u want to scold God for it, then this isn't the good time for this.
So, now u r at the xamination seat, pray to get a good benchmate who can help u out in xam. And if ur luck really favours u, the hottest girl of ur class will be there (Gayi Bhes Paani me!!!).
Now comes the Seceret pages of Holly Grail before you. U realise that some how xaminer has managed to ask exatly those sily questions that u left in options. So now the truth is standing totally nake before u, u say to ur self ' huh! no chance buddy, next time dekhlenge '.
Now come to home, sit relaxed on ur chair, open your facebook account and update ur status "Sily ways to Fail in Exams !". And dont forget to visit my blog ;-D.
